doan wan no chickens here

just what were the arguments against chickens anyway? that they spread diseases like inner city blight? that they create a racket like gas exploding boombox pumping childflesh crushing automobiles ? that they'll get loose and get in people's ways like cop cars screaming around corners and tripping over curbs? or is it that their eggs will put stewart's pimps of saddam hussain juice and oversalted potato chips and sad lottery tickets stealing from the poor and give to the rich out of business?